Fine to dine at the golden arches
Microwave oven going to fry me too
Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms
Wash it down, hose it down, happens all the time
Easy on the mustard, heavy on the sauce
Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant
Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Baby thrown up, booth number 9
Double for the fat boy eats like a horse
Pictures on the register in case you're a moron
I'd rather feed pigs than humanity
Can't lose my job by getting in a rage
Everything's zapped so you won't get germs
Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms
Everything's zapped so you won't get germs
Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms
Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant
Water down the ketchup, easier to pour on
Sugar, grease, fats and starches
Keep your uniform clean, don't talk back
Blood down your sh*t going to get you the sack
Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant
Got to get my hands on that minimum wage
Fry them patties and send 'em right through
Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Cigarettes in the coffee, contact lens in the tea
