Taking My Business Elsewhere

So I'll be taking my business elsewhere
And waiter, you don't seem to share in the joke
She called me her fantasy and boldly she kissed me
I'll move down the street to some friendlier place
Of her acting that way and I'm healing okay
'Cause I guess she's not coming and you're sick of my face

But she must act that way with any old soak
When she touched me a lump rose up into my throat
And I'll miss her tonight on my lonely back stair
But for the eyes of her
And I guess she's not coming so I'll head for the door
It wasn't for me, that spark in her eyes
I'll never get over the sheer surprise
I'm sorry for taking so much of your space
It wasn't for me, that halo in her hair
I'll be taking my business elsewhere
You've already started to sweep down the floor
Oh waiter, I won't waste your time anymore

I'll be taking my business elsewhere

Oh it's cold in the rain and it's dark and it's sad