Woo hoo, and that's for all time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Woo hoo, and you know I'm yours
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Don't you ever fear for I'm always near
That made them so violent?
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh
Woo hoo, and I know you're mine
You need a guardian
Woo hoo, and that's for all time
Woo hoo, but you know I'm yours
What did we ever do to these guys
I don't care 'bout that, I don't care 'bout that
Oh no, what do I do?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
Woo hoo, and I know you're mine
I don't care 'bout that
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
I don't care what they say about us anyway
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I don't care what they say about us anyway
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
I know that you need help
Bang, bang, a knock on the door
I can't run and I can't kick
I don't care 'bout that, I don't care 'bout that
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly