So on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin'
And what comes next hey bust a move
Girls are fakin' goodness sakin'
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
Music comes on people start to dance
Play hard to get females get jealous
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin'
In this city ladies look pretty
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
So you start thinkin' then you start blinking
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
Some frustration first inclination
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
Then you try to make a move and she says, “No way”
No fine girls just ugly faces
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
She's dressed in yellow, she says
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked
In five days from now he's gonna marry
You're on a mission and your wishin'
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
Okay smarty go to a party
They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan
“Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow”
Theater gets dark just to start the show
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
You say neat-O, check your libido
You run over there without a second to lose
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
So a brother with the money can be their man
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
A girl runs up with somethin' to prove
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove
So don't just stand there bust a move
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
Your movie's showin', so you're goin'
Then you got no women and there you are
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Next days function high class luncheon
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Got no money and you got no car
