You went downtown and got him a gun
So my my my my my mo my mum
Share a smoke, make a joke
When your sugar left, he left you on the run
Day after day
Believe me somethings I wouldn't miss
Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
I've given you a decision to make
Things to lose, things to take
You got to grasp and reach for a leg of hope
Words all fail the magic prize
But I look at your pants and I need a kiss
But I've waited my whole life for just one
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Take a look now look what your boy has done
Just as she's about ready to cut it up
Why can't I get just one kiss?
Here in your bed from ounce to ounce
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
City's restless, it's ready to pounce
You know, you got my sympathy
The city's restless it's ready to pounce
But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Add it up, add it up, add it up, add it up
Oh my my my my my mo my mother
But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Words make my mouth exercise
Add it up, add it up, add it up, add it up
That the day is in my sight
That the day is in my sight
I will stop, and I will start
Day after day
When I take a bow and say goodnight
Have you kept your eye, your eye on your son?
I know you've had problems, you're not the only one
Sayin' oh my my my my my mo my mother
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Oh my my my my my oh my mum
But the day, after today
Words to memorize, words hypnotize
I get angry and I will say
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Why can't I get just one screw?
I would love to love you lover
Why can't I get just one fuck?
But something won't let me make love to you
I get angry and I will say
I would love to love you lover
Here in your bed from ounce to ounce
Believe me, I'd know what to do
Can I mix in with your affairs?
You know, you got my sympathy
He's walking around like he's number one
Why can't I get just one screw?
She says, "Wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up"
Why can't I get just one kiss?
I guess it's got something to do with luck