Or you just might wind up in a wreck
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
I brake for brunettes
You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park
But I brake for brunettes
Well I oughta just whistle or yell but man I can't help myself
But I brake for brunettes
'Cause I brake for brunettes, blonds in Corvettes
Don't tailgate my pick-up truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Redheads, I stop on a dime, now the way I drive
So don't tailgate my pick-up truck
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
And Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's boutique
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread
And Judy's beauty salon
Down by Tina's tanning beds
So don't tailgate my pick-up truck
But man I swear that wear and tear is already startin' to show
'Cause I brake for brunettes, blonds in Corvettes
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
Where they come out with mini-skirts on
Redheads, I stop on a dime, now the way I drive
I let Firestone put me some new tires on just a few weeks ago
But I brake for brunettes
No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
