I notices somethin' don't seem can be true
At sunnin' his belly, he couldn't be beat
He's a pawin' up dirt just a waitin' for me
I'm strappin' my spurs to the heels of my boots
At a straddlin' them Brahmas, you can bet I'm all through
So I ran that old bull to the hole in the fence
On top of his shoulders, he's got a big hump
He's a buckin' and a bawlin' and a blowin' his nose
Sayin' here lies a twister who thought he was good
When I landed, he charged but I got enough sense
He comes out with a beller and the rest is a dream
He starts in high divin', I lets out a groan
He's a dippin' so low that my boots filled with dirt
While they're puttin' the bull in the chute
Well, he jumps to the left and he lands towards the right
Well, he needed no help but I had my hands full
But I ain't no green horn, I'm still sittin' tight
The dust starts to foggin' right out of his skin
At ridin' them bad ones, well, you ain't slow
I can picture a grave and a big slab of wood
Then he goes to fence rowin' and weavin' behind
Well, you look pretty good ridin' horses that's bad
I looks that bull over and to my surprise
I lands in his middle and I lets out a scream
I dives through that hole and I want you to know
[Incomprehensible]
Well, the boss comes around and he says, hey my lad
He's a makin' a whip of the tail of my shirt
Up high I turns over and below I can see
But I'll buy you a ticket and I'll give you a stake
The crowd starts to cheerin' both me and that bull
He's a snappin' the buttons right off of my clothes
He's a wavin' them horns right under my chin
You see, I ain't got no more outlaws to break
I ain't goin' back to no big rodeo
He's a showin' the buzzards the soles of his feet
And you might do some good at the big rodeo
We went up together but he come back alone
But the brand on his hip was a Big Flyin' U
Well, he's a foot and a half in between his two eyes
My head went poppin', I sorta went blind
