I said, "I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners
You said, "Come on, let's just get you out of that sweater"
And I don't fight for honor 'cause we all are born sinners"
You said, "I've been fighting for your honor but you wouldn't understand"
But I know what I am and I know what I ain't
But hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand
You tell me that you care and you never do lie
You said, "Come on, baby, let's just make love
You tell me that you love me and you never do lie
And you fight for my honor but I just don't know why
Gargle with peroxide a steak for your eye
It's the only thing to make me better"
You've got me and I'm just a common hoe
Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
Gargle with peroxide a steak for your eye
I said, "Hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand"
So don't get cut 'cause I still won't be no saint
But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
You fight for my honor and I don't understand
Oh, you been fighting for my honor and I don't understand
And you fight for my honor but I just don't know why
But I'm a vegetarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
