They made a statue of us
The sculptor's marble sends regards
And it's contagious
We're living in a den of thieves
Our noses have begun to rust
We wear our scarves just like a noose
Then they'll give us a talking to
And later say it's all our fault
Rummaging for answers in the pages
And it's contagious
'Cause they've got years of experience
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And though our parts are slightly used
They made a statue of us
Then they'll give us a talking to
Take photographs of fun, have fun
Rummaging for answers in the pages
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
We're living in a den of thieves
The tourists come and stare at us
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
We're living in a den of thieves
They made a statue of us
We're living in a den of thieves
They'll name a city after us
New ones are slave labor you can keep
We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
They made a statue of us
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
Blow bubbles with their gum
And it's contagious
Now tourists come and stare at us
And it's contagious