That you sent me of our two lovely children
Tell them both to forget me
And I'm hoping, she'll believe what I write tonight
And have a lots of friends, I never lose, I just win
I'm sending back the picture
I stopped being lonely when you left
I'm sending you my best wishes
Black and white lies from left to right
And I don't wish to see them again
Consider me your best friend
Are in the letter I write tonight
And I'm now, at the top, among the best
Black and white lies from left to right
What else is new except that you are married again
I hope you'll be happy with him
I have money, throw big parties
Are in the letter I write tonight