First night in jail with Charlie
Ya get your first and second wives back
It hit me in the face 'cause that’s where I’m at
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
And you get your first real love back
It sounds a little crazy
There were tear stains on his old shirt
About how it would be
But that’s what you get
But that’s what you get
I almost fell flat out on the floor, he said
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
I could tell he’d been through some hard times
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
When you play a country song backwards
You get to go back where you don’t know her
You get your big screen TV
First night in jail with Charlie
But that’s what you get
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
And change this C R A P
You get your pride back, get your life back
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
A little scattered and absurd
Ya get your first and second wives back
We sat there and shot the bull
And he sat right down next to me
When you play a country song backwards, oh, that's all
When this ole boy walked in
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
Your first heart attack back
Ya get your best friend Jack back
Your first heart attack back
And he said, “Ya wanna know what ya get
A DVD and a washing machine
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
It sounds a little crazy
Ya get your best friend Jack back
You get your pride back, get your life back
You get to go back where you don’t know her
But if we could turn it all around
A little scattered and absurd
It sounds a little crazy
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
A DVD and a washing machine
A little scattered and absurd
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
And you get your first real love back
Well, I never heard it said quite like that
You get your big screen TV
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
When you play a country song backwards?”
“Wait a minute, that’s not all there’s even more”