And you get your first real love back
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
A little scattered and absurd
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
But if we could turn it all around
You get your big screen TV
It sounds a little crazy
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
Ya get your best friend Jack back
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
When this ole boy walked in
It sounds a little crazy
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
Your first heart attack back
When you play a country song backwards, oh, that's all
You get your big screen TV
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
About how it would be
A DVD and a washing machine
But that’s what you get
You get your pride back, get your life back
It hit me in the face 'cause that’s where I’m at
It sounds a little crazy
Well, I never heard it said quite like that
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
“Wait a minute, that’s not all there’s even more”
You get to go back where you don’t know her
And he sat right down next to me
You get your pride back, get your life back
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
I almost fell flat out on the floor, he said
A little scattered and absurd
A little scattered and absurd
Ya get your first and second wives back
There were tear stains on his old shirt
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
But that’s what you get
We sat there and shot the bull
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
First night in jail with Charlie
And change this C R A P
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
When you play a country song backwards?”
Ya get your first and second wives back
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
And you get your first real love back
First night in jail with Charlie
And he said, “Ya wanna know what ya get
Ya get your best friend Jack back
A DVD and a washing machine
You get to go back where you don’t know her
Your first heart attack back
But that’s what you get
I could tell he’d been through some hard times
When you play a country song backwards
