Better Class of Losers

This uptown living's really got me down
And the concrete and the steel that change the way you feel

To finance this way of life I've learned to hate
I need friends who don't pay their bills on home computers

And I'm tired of you spending every dime I make
I'm going back to a better class of loser
And you think it's disgraceful that they drink three dollar wine
And it takes more than caviar to have a ball
But a better class of loser suits me fine
And they buy their coffee beans already ground
When they look my way they're always looking down
This uptown living's really got me down
And they buy their coffee beans already ground
But you think it's disgraceful that they drink three dollar wine
And these high class friends that you like to hang around

I'm going back to a better class of loser
I'm going back to the folks that I used to know
But you say the grass is greener on the other side
Where everyone is what they seem to be
But where I stand I can't see grass at all

I need friends who don't pay their bills on home computers
But a better class of loser suits me fine