She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
I'm tellin' you now
She said, "Her husband was comin' up the stairs "
Then he walks back to the room
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
He walks in the bathroom
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Like, what have I done?
"God please, don't let this man open this closet"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
You're not gonna believe it
Next thing you know
And a voice yells
She hops all over him
He looks at the closet, I pull out my Baretta
From the club, went to her home
And I'm gonna solve it"
He pulls back the shower curtain
Must of lost the track of time
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missing you"
Throws her in the bed and start to snatchin' her clothes off
How could I be so stupid
Said, "Woman move out my way", said, "I got a wife at home"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
And looks behind the door
"Good mornin', darlin'”, from the bathroom
Said, "You can't go this way"
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
Searchin' for my car keys, tryin' to get on up out the door
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Then she comes out and kisses me
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
To be have laid here til' the mornin' sun?
She said, "Please don't go out there", "Lady, I've got to get home"
Or some shit is goin' down"
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
In a bed that don't belong to me
And now I'm in this dark ass closet, tryin' to figure out
But things get deeper as the story goes on
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery goin' on
"Shh, shh, quiet, hurry up and get in the closet"
This girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
Right now, I'm sweatin' like hell
While she's bitin' her nails
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
He walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
A call comes through on my cell phone
Oh, what was on my mind?
And I'm like
Checks under the bed then under the dresser
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is goin' on?
Then she stretched her hands in front of it
