Newton got beaned by the apple good
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you believed they put a man on the moon
See you heaven if you make the list
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Then nothing is cool
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Man on the moon
Let's play twister, let's play risk
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess
Then nothing is cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, baby Are you having fun?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
Egypt was troubled by the horrible Asp
Man on the moon
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Then nothing is cool
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you believed they put a man on the moon
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Hey, baby are we losing touch?
And Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Then nothing is cool
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
Man on the moon
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Then nothing is cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Man on the moon
Man on the moon
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
