Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
Hands down, Calechee bound
Lawyer Jeff he knows the low down
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
He's mighty bad to visit home
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
Brother Ray can sing my song
(I've been there I know the way)
When your hands are feeling empty
Tris is sure to shirr the deers out
Bad to swallow you whole
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
Dirt of seven continents going round and round
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
Philomath they know the low down
If your world is a monster
Throw your trolls out the door
If you're needing inspiration
Can't get there from here, here, here
Throw your trolls out the door
Philomath is where I go, I go
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
Stick head jumpin' off the ground, 'round
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
Go on ahead Mr. Citywide hypnotized, suit and tied
Gentlemen testify
(I've been there I know the way)
Land locked, kiss the ground
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
