My pyro ba-ba-ba ball and chain
This monster in me makes me retch
I'd really, really wish that I were you
I am jealous of your dodge ball circus act
If I were you I'd really run from me
I've got my telescope head in the haystack
Here comes that awful feelin' again
You're mean, mean, mean
You tease, tease, tease me
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
You're mean, mean, mean
I messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up
And drop a load on your head
On command
I spelled your name with Oatios
I am tired of your dodge ball circus act
The strong man kicked sand
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
You tease, tease, tease me
I hold my breath to what you sing
Into my breakfast cereal bowl
I'm gettin' tired of your dodge ball circus act
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
I've got my telescope head in the haystack
He messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark
I'm not afraid
When I get loose I'll climb a tree
On command
I've got my telescope head in the haystack
Do you smell jealousy?
Do you smell jealousy?
Make way for monster jealousy
On command
You messed it, messed it up
