Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil
A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading from doctor Seuss
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
It's just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
My ass then laugh and say that you were only kidding
But their world has flat backgrounds
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
And little need to sleep but to dream the sidewinder sleeps on his back
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
Today I need somethin' more sub-sub-substantial
A can of beans or black eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
You can't lay a patch by computer design
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend
Let it ring a long, long, long, long time
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
But this machine can only swallow money
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
There are scratches all around the coin slot
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Tell her, tell her she can kiss
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Like a heartbeat, baby, tryin' to wake up
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
