Man on the Moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

See you heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Then nothing is cool
Man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Man on the moon
Then nothing is cool
And Andy are you goofing on Elvis?

Then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
If you believed they put a man on the moon
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Man on the moon

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, baby Are you having fun?

Egypt was troubled by the horrible Asp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Then nothing is cool
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Let's play twister, let's play risk
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Man on the moon
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Hey, baby are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Then nothing is cool
Man on the moon

Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey baby, are we losing touch?

Here's a little agit for the never-believer