Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here, here, here
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
If you're needing inspiration
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
Throw your trolls out the door, door
Philomath they know the low-down
Hands down, Calechee bound, land locked, kiss the ground
Can't get there from here, here, here
(I've been there I know the way)
He's mighty bad to visit home
Hypnotized, suit and tied, gentlemen testify
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
Throw your trolls out the door
Can't get there from here, here, here
(I've been there I know the way)
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
The dirt of seven continents going
Philomath is where I go, I go
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
Round and round, go on ahead Mr. Citywide
(I've been there I know the way)
Brother ray can sing my song
When your hands are feeling empty
Can't get there from here
Bad to swallow you whole
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
If your world is a monster
Stick heads jumping off the ground, ground
Tris is sure to shirr the deers out
(I've been there I know the way)
Lawyer Jeff, he knows the low-down
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
