The worst joke ever, I never
Everything is crystalline, simple and free
Get to the punch line, fall to the floor
Slips on the eight ball, falls on his knife
Don't bore me
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me, I never
But you're disfiguring your own
The moorings have been dropped
Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right"
You're not hurting anybody else's chances
The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
The weights unleashed
Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
When is the first time you heard that one, 1954?
Now I am floating I feel released
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime
