Can't Get There from Here

(I've been there I know the way)
Gentlemen testify
(I've been there I know the way)

Hands down, Calechee bound
Tris is sure to shirr the deers out

(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
Stick head jumpin' off the ground, 'round
Philomath they know the low down
(I've been there I know the way)

Can't get there from here
Brother Ray can sing my song
Can't get there from here, here, here
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
Throw your trolls out the door
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here
If your world is a monster
(I've been there I know the way)
(I've been there I know the way)
When your hands are feeling empty
Lawyer Jeff he knows the low down
Throw your trolls out the door
Can't get there from here

Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
If you're needing inspiration
Can't get there from here

Bad to swallow you whole
Can't get there from here
Can't get there from here
(I've been there I know the way)
He's mighty bad to visit home

Philomath is where I go, I go
Land locked, kiss the ground
Go on ahead Mr. Citywide hypnotized, suit and tied
Dirt of seven continents going round and round
(I've been there I know the way)
Can't get there from here