Masturbating with a magazine
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Nikki
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind
I met her in a hotel lobby
I can't tell you what she did to me
Show you how to grind
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
Or maybe it was my brain
Everything that money could buy
Call me up whenever you want to grind"
Was a phone number on the stairs
She took me to her castle
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Darling Nikki, oh
The castle started spinning
I looked all over and all I found
Oh, Nikki, oh
She had so many devices
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind!
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
Oh come back Nikki, come back
But me body will never be the same
