If this is the game you stood in line for, see how're you gonna win?
If this is the game you stood in line for, see how're you gonna win?
(How're you gonna win?)
Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets
You wonder aloud if you're happy, you say, "Yea," as if you really are
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
How you ever gonna win if you let 'em all see your hand?
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
The answer to the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
(As if you've never been alone)
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
(Upon a star)
So you thought he just might come every time you phone
Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets
How you gonna win?
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
The money that you make ain't payin' the rent, so you sleep in cars
Askin' you every other sentence if them titties are real
As if you've never been lonely, as if you've never been alone
You look up in the sky and wish upon a star
This car you drive with no gas won't take you very far
Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again
Playin' the queen don't work on your knees as if you understand
One tramp even had the nerve to touch 'em as if you wanted a feel
Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again
The answer to the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh
