What's the hangup? What's the scam?
Must be something in the water they drink
(Must be something in the water you drink)
Does not compute, it don't not compute
Must be something in the water you drink
Why in God's name do you wanna make me cry?
I'm just another one, one of your fans
Guess you think
Does not compute, don't not compute
Must be something in the water you drink
Must be something in the water you drink
(Must be something in the water you drink)
Does not compute, does not compute
I've got to get to you, baby
But that don't compute
Why do special women make me cry?
But you gotta talk to me, baby
Why? Why? I do love you, I do
Buy you fancy cars
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? Yeah
Does not compute
(I'd do anything for you, anything)
When it comes to Y O U
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Don't compute, somebody don't compute
Must be something in the water you drink
Must be something in the water you drink
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Does not compute, mama, some don't compute
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Tell me who you really are
Must be something in the water they drink
You think you're special, well so do I
Must be something in the water you drink
Some people think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?
(Talk to me? Tell me who you are)
I'd buy you clothing
So do I
Some people think I'm kinda cute
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water you drink
Bitch, you think you're special?
Why? Why?
(Second coming, must be something in the water you drink)
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
It don't compute, so mama don't compute
'Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
