I said, "I come from the land of doom"
And remembered all the thoughts that he had thunk
Their clumsy end was perilously near
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
We wandered 'til we reached a bubbly spring
Then he lifted up his visor and he turned to me and he began to sing
As he tried to crush a bug
And the lizards they have died
He led me through the streets of Prussia talking
And the lizards they have died
Possessed the ancient secrets
In all of Prussia only one existed
So he lead me through the forest to the edge of a lagoon by which
But I'm never, never going back there
He said that he was once a lizard too
From the land of the big baboon
He said that we could swim it if we tried
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
I said, "I come from the land of doom"
He was on his way to see the king
From doing things smart people don't do
And the lizards they have"
And the lizards they have died
The trick was to surrender to the flow
And he was on a quest to save
And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
The lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightened
Were a race of people practically extinct
He told me that the lizards
Wilson, Wilson, Wilson
And the lizards they have died
The Helping Friendly Book, it seemed
Of eternal joy and never-ending splendor
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
I said, "I come from the land of doom"
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
His people from the fate that lay before them
We walked along beneath the moon
That scurried underneath his boot heel
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
I bowed my head in silence
And Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook
He lead us through the bush 'till soon
We saw before our eyes a raging river
And I couldn't if I tried
And the lizards they have died
By the writings of the Helping Friendly Book
From the land of the big baboon
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
His name was Rutherford the Brave
Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
From the land of the big baboon
And I couldn't if I tried
And the lizards they have died
The knight grew very quiet as we stood there
But I'm never, never going back there
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
And I couldn't if I tried
But I'm never, never going back there
And as his body disappeared before me
And the lizards they have"
He said there was a place where we should go
