They show up one by one
Here comes the joker
Singing to the Troubadours
Here come the ambassadors
And we love to take a bath
Here comes the joker
They didn't mean to be impolite
'Cause we're all in this together
Gin
And the purple humpbacked whale
He carries a Martini
The kings are all lined up
Made of bathtub gin
Have you seen his stripped stockings?
And heard his sad tale
With his three coned cap
But they just couldn't wait
But they'll just have to wait
Brett is tasting all the soup
And we're all in the bathtub now
With his silly grin
And I am in the hallway
Outside the gate
Waitin' to be let in
To see if it is done
Making bathtub gin
Gin
They've climbed up through the gate
And the autumn bells are ringin'
We all must laugh
That he wears like a crown?
And Wendy's on the windowsill
Have you seen him around
Gin
Where is the joker?
About the kids under the carpet
But the kings storm the hallway
