A fading beauty named Milly Grace
That's completely free
Milly turned and began to scream at Floyd
That's completely free.
That's completely free
Floyd is dead, he's nothing but a ripple
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
But Floyd was jealous and alone
Floyd found Milly on a lover's trek
'Cause Milly took that paper and sliced him on the nipple
Long past the age of maturity
That's completely free
You're racing with the wind, you're flirting with death
Then one day on a ship to Quebec
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
Milly knew her weasel was finally free
Floyd is dead, he's nothing but a ripple
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
She slammed him in the face with a nectarine
He picked up a bottle and broke off the neck
A gospel singer with pocks on her face
That's completely free
Like it did for Floyd the chimpanzee
Fee first met Milly in a bar in Peru
A desperate craving in his bones
You're racing with the wind, you're flirting with death
And a bamboo cane to help her keep the pace
So have a cup of coffee and catch your breath
His heart was jumping like a kangaroo
Milly said, "Floyd I'll make you lose your grip
And though she was as thin as a small string bean
Fee was a Buddhist prodigy
That's completely free.
Someday he knew it would set him free
So Milly took that paper and did the deed
"Their love", he said, "I will not condone"
So have a cup of coffee and catch your breath
Till he hung from the rail by his fingertip
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
But you just got a bottle upside your head
So have a cup of coffee and catch your breath
But you just got a bottle upside your head
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
She said, "You think you're pretty mean"
Like a beast in a cage in an old Dutch zoo
And as the sharks circled and began to feed
You're racing with the wind, you're flirting with death
Far away in another place
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
You want to stay with Milly until you're dead
That's completely free.
With this tiny piece of paper I can make you slip"
He wanted Milly for his own
You want to stay with Milly until you're dead
You're racing with the wind, you're flirting with death
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
Floyd fell back over the edge of the ship
A dried up Goliath and a weasel named Fee
It sliced through the air, and Fee hit the deck
'Cause Milly took that paper and sliced him on the nipple
That's completely free.
Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life
A child of the twentieth century
Floyd hit the water with astonishing speed
It was hopping and thumping in wooden shoes
