I thought that Johnson was the devil
I thought we couldn't do no worse
Have I laughed so hard, I screamed
Have I laughed so hard, I screamed
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
He assassinated himself
This country must be under a curse
Not since Laurel and Hardy
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
There was only Spiro left
They are the stars of the stage and screen
They are the stars of the stage and screen
So there's no president at all"
At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
Not since Laurel and Hardy
The boys agreed, "It's the war we need
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan
Not since Laurel and Hardy
Now the White House stands in Disneyland
