But a friend of ours was captured
Now wouldn't it be a riot
And I'm sure
But Monopoly is so much fun
They're hangin' on a cliff
And now she's being stabbed
Using sex to make a sale
And now she's being stabbed
And besides we've got the cops
The Supreme Court was so upset
If they really blew their tops?
They sent him off to jail
Now maybe we should pull them back
Maybe we should call the cops
Sweatin' in the ghetto
Outside of a small circle of friends
Thirteen cars are piled up
And I'm sure
Maybe we should raise our voices
Smokin' marihuana
But we're busy reading Playboy
And it looks like it's gonna rain
And try to stop the pain
Who are sleepin' on the floor
But Monopoly is so much fun
Outside of a small circle of friends
It wouldn't interest anybody
And take away his fine
I'd hate to blow the game
Besides we're much too high
And I'm sure
And try to stop the pain
But demonstrations are a drag
And the Sunday New York Times
And I'm sure
Outside of a small circle of friends
It wouldn't interest anybody
There's a woman being grabbed
Oh, there's a dirty paper
It wouldn't interest anybody
Is more fun than drinkin' beer
They've dragged her to the bushes
Oh, look outside the window
It wouldn't interest anybody
It wouldn't interest anybody
Outside of a small circle of friends
Maybe we should call the cops
And they gave him thirty years
And I'm sure
Ask somebody why
Outside of a small circle of friends
The rats have joined the babies
They've dragged her to the bushes
But they got too much already
And I'm sure
Yes, my back is gettin' stiff
It wouldn't interest anybody
But we gotta move and we might get sued
Ridin' down the highway
With the colored and the poor
I'd hate to blow the game
Maybe we should help the fiend
With our towin' chain
