We're gonna wash that pole
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
We're gonna wash that pole
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
Get to romancing, down, down to the ground
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
I see something in your pants that can't be real
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
You lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
The tent so big in your pants
You got a tent gig going in France, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Need a place to go, you gotta open the door
Oh my, you got something with mass appeal
So keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
I'm invite assuring you, Connie and Dean
There's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Wanna save the night, pull up a floor
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
We should all dance around it, we would if we could
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
We're gonna wash that pole
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
I gotta move in closer and cop a feel
Get to romancing, down, down to the ground
If there's a housing crisis in the anymore
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Rubbin' the club, legs in between
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
Don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Scrub that pole, wash that pole
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Come on, let's take a chance
The tent's so big in your pants, baby
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
Wanna feel alright, party galore
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The tent so big in your pants, baby
Girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The kids need something romance, baby
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean
Stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
