She only did you a favor once or twice
( So go ahead and kid yourself you're right)
I know that you want her too
I don't know why I should be telling you
She makes me do things I don't wanna do
I've got a better chance than you do
She told me you're so predictable and nice
(Yes, she says I'm just the boy for it)
Once or, once or twice
I know that you want her too
She makes me go so wrong
I don't know why I should be telling you
I don't know why I should be telling you
(You're such a hopeless romantic)
My intentions are quite sincere
And all you can do is sneer
Oh, my conscience is clear and strong
(So why don't you come right out and say it, stupid?)
She makes me do things I don't wanna do
I know that you want her too
I know that you want her too
I know that you want her too
She makes me do things I don't wanna do
I've loved her, oh, so long
(So why don't you lie back and enjoy it?)
(That's not what you said the other night)