I'm the man on the flaming pie
Never mind, check my rhythm
Tuck my shirt in and zip my fly
Everything I do has a simple explanation
Go ahead, have a vision
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Stick my tongue out and lick my nose
I don't care how I do it
Cut my toes off to spite my feet
I'm the man on the flaming pie
I'm the man on the flaming pie
Now I'm not so sure I'm gonna get 'em back
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation
Now everything I do has a simple explanation
I'm the man on the flaming pie
I took my brains out and stretched 'em on a rack