Why don'tcha come home?
And we're runnin' outta coke
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
Speedy Gonzales
Hey, Rosita-come quick, down at the canteena
Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder
Stop alla your a-drinkin'
And slap some mud on the wall
No enchiladas in the icebox
Speedy Gonzales
You better come home, Speedy Gonzales
How come ya leave me all alone?
Well, if you're gonna keep on messin'
I smelled some perfume in your ear
Don't bring your business back a-here
Why don'tcha come home?
Away from tannery row
With that floozie named Flo
How come ya leave me all alone?
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt
Come on home to your adobe
Speedy Gonzales
Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl
There's loadsa roaches in the hall
She needs some tortillas and chili peppers
Speedy Gonzales
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy
And the television's broke