Mr. Wiggles

(I can do my thing like I oughta)
(The one with real eyes realize that the reason)
(Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle)

From the ocean comes the notion
This fish tale begins where most fish tails end
And when he dance, it's always on the one
With my record machine

And I'm back on the scene with my record machine
Ee didy awk, oh, I'm the jock and I'm back
One with real eyes realize
(I got wheels on my thing, when you pull my string)

Primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye
We'll leave a candle in the windows
Comin' to you live from number one Bimini Road
Reel in my thing
May I have this swim?
From the lookin' come the seeing
Sayin', ooh poppa doo how ya'll doin'?
Sayin' Eee to the ock
Oh, I'm the jock
And I'm back on the scene with my record machine
I can slide between the molecules

(That's how it goes in the land of no nose)
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
These are my ladies Giggles and Squirm
Wheel on my string
I got a string on my thing

(I can do my thing underwater)
Goin' down you could see sounds of silence
Primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye
Rhythm in my thing
Swimmin' on past your conscious mind

(Aquaboogie, baby)
The Olympics, cross country style
Real in my thing
I'm Mr. Wiggles the worm
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer
Mr. Wiggles here
To all the fish and the fishies, go wiggle
One with real eyes realize
Ooh, the Motor Booty Affair this is the big one
Mr. Wiggles here on roller skates and a yo yo
In the Emerald City, downtown Atlantis, on W E F U N K

Oh, go wiggle, go wiggle

That real lies in the eyes of rhythm
(I can do my thing underwater)
(What in the world is that worm talkin' about?)
Three bionic idiots
On past reality, he ain't lookin' for a moment

Where you can dance underwater and not get wet

To all the fish and the fishes, go wiggle
I can do my thing like I oughta
That the rhythm of vision is a dancer
(I got a string on my thing)
I got a string attached to my thing
Actin' the fool, one slithering idiot
(When you pull my string, I can do my thing like I oughta)

Where we'll be getting down and won't be coming up for air
From the lookin' comes the seeing
We funk, we funk and we funk
(Rhythm in my thing)

We're swimmin' past a clock
That everything is on the one, go wiggle, yo
Let me bait my rap, go wiggle
Mr. Wiggles here, sayin', "May we funk you?"
Come face to face with a mouth named Jaws
Of our conscious mind

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, go wiggle
And the ones with real eyes realize
(And I'm back on the scene with my record machine)
I can do my thing like I oughta

You might wanna rent a blow hole, oh
Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
Freak out with a Mermaid named Rita
The rhythm of vision is a dancer

The marathon, not your average 50 yard dash of funk
Mr. Wiggles the worm here
And meet Mr. Wiggles the worm

Aqua dooloop a baby
Eee ditty I, oh, I'm jock
And I'm back on the scene
Where you might see the jellyfish jammin' with the salmon
Sayin' this is an underwater story

Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
These are my ladies Giggle and Squirm

(When you pull my string)
I got wheels on my thing, oh
Comin' to you from number one Bimini Road

We are three bionic worms, your DJ for the Affair
(Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock)
When you pull my string
Wind me up
Go wiggle ya'll
Check me out

I can do my thing like I oughta
Rhythm
In beautiful downtown Atlantis
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer

(I can do my thing underwater)
So, you can leave your nose at home
Playin' hooky from school but gettin' caught and likin' it
And I'm back on the scene
I can do my thing underwater
(Dancin' underwater and not getting wet)
I got a string attached to my thing, yo yo
Where we'll be gettin' down
With my record machine
In the fields of your mind
I can do my thing underwater
Who's tied up for a moment
When you pull my string
(Sliding through the water without gettin' wet)
Who has its hand behind its back
Your deejays for the Affair
(The best stroke is the breast stroke)
I got a string attached to my thing
And when he dance it's always on the one
With a school of fool fish
One slithering idiot
(Is that everything is on the one)
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how d'y'all do?
Of wetness like an eel through seaweed
On the scene with the record machine
(I got a string attached to my thing)

Emerald city

I can do my thing underwater
And I can do my thang underwater, ha
And we'll find our way back to the one end time
I got a string on my thing, oh

The Motor Booty Affair

And won't be comin' up for air
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
Going down you can see sounds of silence

Mr. Wiggles here, your DJ for the Affair
And we wiggle and we funk, oh
(I got a string attached to my thing)