Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Yeah
So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top
I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk
Talk, blow your horn
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Don't stop, get down
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
Pee you
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Home of the extra terrestrial brothers
Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
Coming you directly from the Mothership
Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
W E F U N K, We-Funk
Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
The desired effect is what you get
Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Once upon a time called 'Right Now'
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
With some main ingredients like
Ain't it funky now?
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Wants to get funked up
Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Well alright
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Far around
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Gettin' deep
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
