Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Far around
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Don't stop, get down
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
W E F U N K, We-Funk
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Talk, blow your horn
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
With some main ingredients like
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Well alright
The desired effect is what you get
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Once upon a time called 'Right Now'
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Ain't it funky now?
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Home of the extra terrestrial brothers
Wants to get funked up
Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
Gettin' deep
Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole
Coming you directly from the Mothership
Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know
Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk
Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
Pee you
Yeah
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
