We'll dance to that
(Double-humpin' to please)
For a tail is nothing but a long booty
Here's a toast to the boogie!
And I'm ready to spread
I move right in on the rump, ooh
Where's the doctor, Starchild?
I am Sir Nose
I move right in on the rump
I'll toast to that
Bottoms up
And this is a tale that I win in the end
And I will never dance
And I have made a jackass out of the funk
I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah
I'm like a camel
And when I find a vacant booty
Where's your flash light?
Some people call me the funk
And I'm ready to spread
Here's a toast to the boogie
And when I find a vacant booty
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild
I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
Here's a toast to the boogie
Here's a toast to the boogie
D'Voidoffunk
So baby, may I have this dance?
Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild
Yo ho, yourself, Starchild
I've got jam in my knees
I'll toast to that
We don't cut in
I've got jam in my knee
Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild
Shall never dance!
I'll toast to that
If you don't attack from the back
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
All around the world for the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
Where's your bop gun?
My name is the one
Some people call me the funk
All around the world for the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
For how else can you capture a boogie
I'll toast to that
We just butt in
I'll toast to that
Here's a toast to the boogie
Prepare to meet your end, Starchild
And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild
And I have pinned the tail on the funky
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
Double-humpin' to please
Said my name is the one
All around the world for the funk
Oww, my name is the one
Said my name is the one
Some people call me the funk, oh
Humpin' to please
I am up to my hump in my funk
I'm like a camel
(Move in on the rump)
Bottoms up!
Some people call me the funk
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
To the rear, march