Prepare to meet your end, Starchild
I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
If you don't attack from the back
I've got jam in my knee
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
I'm like a camel
Said my name is the one
I've got jam in my knees
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
Shall never dance!
My name is the one
I'm like a camel
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild
Here's a toast to the boogie
Humpin' to please
And this is a tale that I win in the end
And I'm ready to spread
Where's the doctor, Starchild?
Here's a toast to the boogie
Some people call me the funk
Double-humpin' to please
Where's your bop gun?
And when I find a vacant booty
And when I find a vacant booty
(Double-humpin' to please)
For how else can you capture a boogie
We'll dance to that
I am Sir Nose
I'll toast to that
I'll toast to that
Some people call me the funk, oh
We just butt in
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
(Move in on the rump)
Bottoms up!
I am up to my hump in my funk
I'll toast to that
All around the world for the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
Said my name is the one
And I will never dance
All around the world for the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie!
I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah
I move right in on the rump, ooh
Here's a toast to the boogie
To the rear, march
All around the world for the funk
For a tail is nothing but a long booty
Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild
Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild
We don't cut in
So baby, may I have this dance?
Here's a toast to the boogie
D'Voidoffunk
Some people call me the funk
Some people call me the funk
And I'm ready to spread
I'll toast to that
And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild
I move right in on the rump
And I have pinned the tail on the funky
Bottoms up
Where's your flash light?
Here's a toast to the boogie
I'll toast to that
Oww, my name is the one
Yo ho, yourself, Starchild
And I have made a jackass out of the funk
