I'm like a camel
All around the world for the funk
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
We don't cut in
(I'll toast to that)
I move right in on the rump, ooh
We just butt in
Humpin' to please
My name is the one
I'll toast to that
And I will never dance
I move right in on the rump
Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild
We'll dance to that
And when I find a vacant booty
Said my name is the one
And when I find a vacant booty
All around the world for the funk
(Here's a toast to the boogie)
(Here's a toast to the boogie)
And I'm ready to spread
I'm like a camel
For how else can you capture a boogie
Oww, my name is the one
Bottoms up
(Here's a toast to the boogie)
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
Some people call me the funk, oh
I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah
I am up to my hump in my funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild
Prepare to meet your end, Starchild
And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild
I've got jam in my knee
Where's your bop gun?
Here's a toast to the boogie
And I have made a jackass out of the funk
Where's the doctor, Starchild?
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild
And this is a tale that I win in the end
(I'll toast to that)
Some people call me the funk
(Move in on the rump)
Some people call me the funk
And I have pinned the tail on the funky
So baby, may I have this dance?
I've got jam in my knees
(Double-humpin' to please)
(Here's a toast to the boogie)
I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
(I'll toast to that)
Shall never dance
If you don't attack from the back
Bottoms up
Said my name is the one
Some people call me the funk
I am Sir Nose
Double-humpin' to please
All around the world for the funk
I'll toast to that
For a tail is nothing but a long booty
Where's your flash light?
D'Voidoffunk
To the rear, march
Here's a toast to the boogie
And I'm ready to spread
Yo ho, yourself, Starchild
