Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Well, alright, hey, I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile
Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Sir Lollipop Man, Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming
That's the law around here
Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on
Don't stop, get down, talk
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Well, alright
I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Whatever part of your body it is
Make my funk the P. Funk, before I take it home
The desired effect is what you get
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P. Funk, before I take it home
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, dealers of funky music
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Star Child
Wants to get funked up
I say, "Is Seven Up?" Yeah, P. Funk
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
My motto is
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
So you can feel cool
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Hey, doin' it to ya in the ear hole
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Coming to you directly from the Mother ship
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
With some main ingredients
Ho, W E F U N K, we funk
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Or deeper still, the mother ship connection
You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
W E F U N K, y'all, now this is what I want you all to do
Ain't it funky now, far around
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Once upon a time called now
Funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P. Funk, before I take it home
Make my funk the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P. Funk, before I take it home, yeah
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P. Funk, before I take it home
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P. Funk, I wants to get funked up
You got to wear your sunglasses
Blow your horn, P. you
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
I want the bomb, I want the P. Funk, I want my funk uncut
P. Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb
Gangster lean, y'all should dig my sun-rooftop
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobiein' your funk?
Gettin' deep, once upon a time called, Right Now
A welcome to station W E F U N K, and better known as We-Funk
