What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
Yeah
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And his proposition, for that virgin
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
And not to mention, the constable
There was a terrible crash, between her and the badge
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
The rooms have a hint of asbestos
And held a purse of a different kind
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
(La, la, la, la)
(There was a terrible crash)
As he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before
And a few more of your least favorite things
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Along with the people inside
And the habit of decomposing
(Yeah)
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Along with the people inside
And a few more of your least favorite things
And a few more of your least favorite things
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy
Right before your very eyes
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
Appealing only because they are just that unappealing
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
She spilled her purse and her bag
