I Write Sins Not Tragedies

What a beautiful wedding!�, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

I chime in with a
I chime in

With a sense of poise and rationality
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
With a sense of poise and rationality
I mean technically our marriage is saved
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

With a sense of poise and rationality
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact
"What a beautiful wedding!
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Again

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
The poor groom's bride is a whore"
I mean technically our marriage is saved
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
And I can't help but to hear
I chime in with a
With a sense of poise and rationality

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Well I'll look at it this way
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

I chime in
With a sense of