But It's Better If You Do

And paying in naivety
Well, I'm afraid that I, well that's right, well I may have faked it

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
And paying in naivety
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know

And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
May even ask my name
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
Praying for love and paying in naivety

I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Well, I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead d-dead d-dead d-dead in this place
And paying in naivety
Praying for love in a lap dance
Oh, but I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it
As she sheds her skin on stage
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance

I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know

And paying in naivety

Praying for love in a lap dance
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place
Praying for love in a lap dance

And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
And paying in naivety
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety

Well, I'm afraid that I, well that's right, well I may have faked it
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's PA
And the strip joint veteran sits two away
And I wouldn't be caught dead d-dead d-dead d-dead in this place
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?