Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
(There was a terrible crash)
And not to mention, the constable
And held a purse of a different kind
(Yeah)
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
And a few more of your least favorite things
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
She spilled her purse and her bag
Along with the people inside
After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
And a few more of your least favorite things
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
And the habit of decomposing
Right before your very eyes
Appealing only because they are just that unappealing
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
There was a terrible crash, between her and the badge
And his proposition, for that virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
And a few more of your least favorite things
(La, la, la, la)
The rooms have a hint of asbestos
Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
As he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering
And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde
Yeah
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Along with the people inside
