At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Yeah
There was a terrible crash, between her and the badge
And held a purse of a different kind
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
And not to mention, the constable
(La, la, la, la)
As he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She spilled her purse and her bag
And a few more of your least favorite things
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering
And the habit of decomposing
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
(Yeah)
(There was a terrible crash)
And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
Right before your very eyes
The rooms have a hint of asbestos
Appealing only because they are just that unappealing
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday
Along with the people inside
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy
And his proposition, for that virgin
And a few more of your least favorite things
Along with the people inside
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
And a few more of your least favorite things
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact
