Behold a Lady

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find

But yet you don't (But yet you don't) and that's what's so cool
And I need that, hey I need that (in my life)
Is that make and model discontinued?
Clap, clap you deserve it all
You'll always be this lovely
This is Benjamin Andre signing off

Is that make and model discontinued?
Behold a lady
Today I might snow, tomorrow I'll rain
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Behold a lady
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Maybe they're still around
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
'Cause they raised you that way
At home you get low down for me
Is that make and model discontinued?
I see you standin' on the wall
Hoooo! You're the anchor that holds me down
Behold a lady
Behold a lady
The yin to my yang, darlin'
What clubs they hang at?
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Maybe they were taken for granted

Baby you disappeared with the dinosaurs
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
To see what a lady looks like
Clap, clap you deserve it all
I see you standin' on the wall
And lost all their magic
If you spot one, good sir, treat her right
Please, act like you got some sense
You've got that thang and you know it
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
3000'S always changing but you stay the same
When I feel washed up and inadequate
But only to be seen with appreciative eyes
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Good luck and goodnight
You're the anchor that holds me down
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
I see you standin' on the wall
Can't get no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah
Behold a lady
When my ship is sinking
You won't let me drown and I'm grateful
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents
You know what I really wanna know?
When my ship is sinkin', you won't let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!)
Where do all the good girls go
You make me smile, you make me (Hooooo!)
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Oh but that's just the big bang theory

And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get
Oh how awful

I see you standin' on the wall
Oh so tragic
Thanks a million
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Yo' mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play
You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums
Is that make and model discontinued?
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find

You make me smile, you make me smile
In the street you hold your head high

I see you standin' on the wall
So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight

You're not extra extra, you're so plain Jane