When I feel washed up and inadequate
So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight
Clap, clap you deserve it all
In the street you hold your head high
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound
Clap, clap you deserve it all
You're not extra extra, you're so plain Jane
If you spot one, good sir, treat her right
You've got that thang and you know it
But yet you don't (But yet you don't) and that's what's so cool
Good luck and goodnight
Behold a lady
You make me smile, you make me (Hooooo!)
I see you standin' on the wall
Is that make and model discontinued?
Can't get no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah
I see you standin' on the wall
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Clap, clap you deserve it all
And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get
Hoooo! You're the anchor that holds me down
You won't let me drown and I'm grateful
Oh so tragic
Please, act like you got some sense
Where do all the good girls go
This is Benjamin Andre signing off
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
At home you get low down for me
To see what a lady looks like
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Clap, clap you deserve it all
I see you standin' on the wall
Is that make and model discontinued?
The yin to my yang, darlin'
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums
Clap, clap you deserve it all
And I need that, hey I need that (in my life)
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Behold a lady
Oh but that's just the big bang theory
Behold a lady
You're the anchor that holds me down
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
Is that make and model discontinued?
Behold a lady
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Is that make and model discontinued?
Clap, clap you deserve it all
Thanks a million
Oh how awful
But only to be seen with appreciative eyes
Yo' mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play
3000'S always changing but you stay the same
And lost all their magic
Today I might snow, tomorrow I'll rain
I see you standin' on the wall
Behold a lady
'Cause they raised you that way
You know what I really wanna know?
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Maybe they're still around
You make me smile, you make me smile
When my ship is sinkin', you won't let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!)
You'll always be this lovely
I see you standin' on the wall
Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord
Maybe they were taken for granted
What clubs they hang at?
Baby you disappeared with the dinosaurs
When my ship is sinking
Clap, clap you deserve it all
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
