The groom is nervous
Than makin' whoopee
Says, you pay six to her
He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he?
Maybe, that is why I see the funny side
Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops
But if you're not the one, they're not so bad
He's makin' whoopee
You better keep her, I think it's cheaper
Weddings make a lot of people sad
For makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
What's this I hear, can't you guess? No
He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should
Another season, another reason
Another sunny honeymoon
Picture that same sweet love nest
Who can blame him? He answers twice
Picture a little love nest, I got you
Another bride, another June
Another year, what, or maybe less
That's what you get, folks
She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right
It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee
She sits alone 'most every night
He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number
For makin' whoopee
He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you
He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?"
Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that?
Yeah, don't forget, folks
Of makin' whoopee
Some judge who thinks he's funny
But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks
When I see somebody's brother take a bride
Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic
