Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
From standing in the English rain
See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
See how they run like pigs from a gun
Expert textpert, choking smokers
See how they snide, I'm crying
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
See how they fly, I'm crying
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
I am the egg man
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Goo goo g'joob
Waiting for the sun
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
Goo goo g'joob
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
They are the egg men
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Mister city policeman sitting
I'm crying, I'm crying
I am the walrus
They are the egg men
I am the egg man
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
Pretty little policemen in a row
Goo goo g'joob
I am the walrus
You let your face grow long
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
Sitting in an English garden
I am the egg man
You let your knickers down
Boy, you been a naughty girl
I am the walrus
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
Man, you been a naughty boy
