See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
Goo goo g'joob
Expert textpert, choking smokers
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
I am the walrus
I'm crying, I'm crying
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Boy, you been a naughty girl
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
They are the egg men
From standing in the English rain
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
See how they snide, I'm crying
Goo goo g'joob
I am the egg man
Sitting in an English garden
Man, you should have seen them
You let your knickers down
You let your face grow long
I am the walrus
They are the egg men
I am the egg man
Pretty little policemen in a row
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Waiting for the sun
Mister city policeman sitting
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying
I am the walrus
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
See how they run
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe
They are the egg men
Goo goo g'joob
Man, you been a naughty boy
I am the egg man
I'm crying, I'm crying
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
