Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
See how they snide, I'm crying
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
'Cause I am the egg man, we are the egg men
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Experts, experts choking smokers
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I'm crying
