That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

And Johnny walked in right behind me
So he opened the door and said
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
I said, "I'm wandering round the road, four to four"

And I just lost it all
And I drank a bottle of whiskey 'fore I came

I said that was the craziest game of poker
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
And I walked into the bar yesterday
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
I say of, you say a

And I didn't turn around

He hit me across the face with a bat
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
I say revolution, and you say die

Red, was smiling
Wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just runnin' out of time
(I lost it all)

(Never to fold)
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"

Till I heard the sound of his feet
But someday I'll be back again
My eyes a little wired
I say revolution, and you say die

Day day oh
I don't know what to say anymore
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"

(Never to fold)
So I'm just gonna go out, anywho
Who's up for game three
And he just said, "Let's play some crazy poker"
And he said, "Right"

That was a crazy game of poker
And he said, "Right"
"Do what you're here for"

And my feet are growing tired
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
Falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
Didn't really think about starting a scene

I lost it all
'Cause I had something to do, something to say
That was a crazy game of poker
I'm coming out the front
And to my left was a man, he had no chin

Well, there's a man sittin' next to me
So I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"
Who's up for game two?
And I just lost my watch last night
So I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"
I grabbed my .45 and I said
And I, never to fold
He looked at me with a face full of fright
What to do, my wallet's gettin' thin
He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, "I been walking for about a thousand years"

I say revolution, and you say die
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Came to the bar to see what's the same
Well, Johnny doubled up with a royal flush
And I said, "What'cha looking at?"
I saw my man named Johnny
I say now skittleedat dat
(That was a crazy game of poker)
'Cause it's funny
Don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

So I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
(I lost it all)

And I never to fold
But someday I'll be back again

And I said, "Whatcha doin' in the bar tonight?"
That I ever saw
Yeah
Yeah
I say of, you say a
Don't know what to do unless I retire

There's not much left to play
(That was a crazy game of poker)
He looked at me with a face full of fright
I don't have no money tonight
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
Well I gotta problem, just one answer
Bop bop bop

I lost it all
Well how bout that?
Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny
I said that was the craziest game of poker
Never coming out the back
I say revolution, and you say die
"Let's get out and go"
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"

I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye
But now I'm just struggling, I need a honey-bunny

What am I, if I'm lucky
My mind is turning, just two shots more
And he said, "Right"

Day day oh
That I ever saw
Sittin' across the table from me
I say of, you say a
I say of, you say a
I say of, you say a
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top
I say of, you say a