That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

Red, was smiling
That was a crazy game of poker

I lost it all
(Never to fold)

I say of, you say a
My eyes a little wired
Who's up for game two?
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
Well, Johnny doubled up with a royal flush
There's not much left to play

So he opened the door and said
Day day oh
And I never to fold
I say revolution, and you say die
I say revolution, and you say die

I don't have no money tonight
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
I say of, you say a
I saw my man named Johnny
Sittin' across the table from me
I lost it all
I said that was the craziest game of poker

Falling on the ground
I say revolution, and you say die
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"

I say of, you say a
I say of, you say a

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

Didn't really think about starting a scene
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
(I lost it all)
Day day oh

But now I'm just struggling, I need a honey-bunny
That I ever saw
(I lost it all)

And he said, "Right"

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
"Do what you're here for"
And he just said, "Let's play some crazy poker"
Bop bop bop
And I said, "I been walking for about a thousand years"
And I just lost my watch last night
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
And I said, "What'cha looking at?"
And I just lost it all

I don't know what to say anymore
What to do, my wallet's gettin' thin
And to my left was a man, he had no chin

I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
That I ever saw
Yeah
I grabbed my .45 and I said
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I walked into the bar yesterday
Gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye
And I drank a bottle of whiskey 'fore I came
And Johnny walked in right behind me
So I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top
But someday I'll be back again
Well how bout that?
Who's up for game three
What am I, if I'm lucky
'Cause it's funny

That was a crazy game of poker
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
So I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"

I say of, you say a
I said, "I'm wandering round the road, four to four"
"Let's get out and go"
And I said, "Whatcha doin' in the bar tonight?"
I say of, you say a

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
Came to the bar to see what's the same

I'm coming out the front
He looked at me with a face full of fright
Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny

And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
My mind is turning, just two shots more
And he said, "Right"
(That was a crazy game of poker)

And he said, "Right"
Well, there's a man sittin' next to me
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
But someday I'll be back again
Wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just runnin' out of time
So I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
And my feet are growing tired
Never coming out the back

(That was a crazy game of poker)
And I, never to fold
I say of, you say a
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I didn't turn around
(Never to fold)
I said that was the craziest game of poker
Well I gotta problem, just one answer
Don't know what to do unless I retire
He hit me across the face with a bat
So I'm just gonna go out, anywho

He looked at me with a face full of fright
I say now skittleedat dat
I say revolution, and you say die
Yeah
'Cause I had something to do, something to say
Till I heard the sound of his feet
Don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop