Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Quite the way I want it to be
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
I'm gonna trade this life
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
(Been there, done that)
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
In the VIP with the movie stars
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
This life hasn't turned out
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
And a king size tub
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
To blow my money for me
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
And James Dean is fine for me
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
For fortune and fame
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Gonna join the mile high club
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
(Tell me what you want)
I'm gonna trade this life
(So how you gonna do it?)
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Lipsynk 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
I'd even cut my hair
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
So I can eat my meals for free
Big enough for ten plus me
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
Sign a couple autographs
(Yeah, so what you need?)
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
I need a a credit card that's got no limit
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
And change my name
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
In the VIP with the movie stars
(So how you gonna do it?)
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
In the VIP with the movie stars
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Somewhere between Cher
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
