Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Sign a couple autographs
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
(So how you gonna do it?)
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
I need a a credit card that's got no limit
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
To blow my money for me
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
(Been there, done that)
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
I'd even cut my hair
And James Dean is fine for me
(Yeah, so what you need?)
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'd even cut my hair
For fortune and fame
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
(Tell me what you want)
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
So I can eat my meals for free
And change my name
In the VIP with the movie stars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
For fortune and fame
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
In the VIP with the movie stars
And a king size tub
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
This life hasn't turned out
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
And change my name
I'm gonna trade this life
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Somewhere between Cher
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Lipsynk 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Quite the way I want it to be
I'm gonna trade this life
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Big enough for ten plus me
In the VIP with the movie stars
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Gonna join the mile high club
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
